Ode To Steven Segal

Seven Segal, A.K.A. “The Ticker”, was Born to Raise Hell because he is A Dangerous Man.  The Keeper, The Patriot -The Glimmer Man, he was Out for Justice, On Deadly Ground and in Dark Territory. Out for a Kill, he was A Mercenary armed only with a Machete to avenge his lost love, Clementine.  She was The Foreigner who tried […]

How I Lost 100 Pounds Using the Nintendo Wii Fit

How I lost 100 pounds I used to be a skinny girl.  I loved being a skinny girl. When I got pregnant with my first I weighed 126 pounds.  Unfortunately, there wasn’t a buffet that could keep me down. I was a power eater. I just didn’t get full.  I’d only stop eating when I was sick of chewing the […]

I’m Baaaack!

Hey Y’all! I’m back! Damn it, I thought my nails were super cute but I forgot how hard it is to type with long nails. Farts. How is everybody doing? For those of you who don’t know me (who am I kidding, you all know me, this is my first blog post in years and I am only publishing it […]