I’m an alcoholic. Do I post memes about getting drunk? Yes, because they’re funny. Do I go to bars? Also yes, because I have willpower of steel. But I’m an alcoholic. I used to drink A LOT. Lost my husband, lost my kids, lost my home. It’s a wonder I never got pulled over the way I drove. I was […]
He just didn’t say which one. There he is – Joey Oey. Years and years ago, when I was about 17, Joe stopped by and asked if I wanted to go to the beach. “Sure, why not.” I said. We lived in Upstate NY. There are TONS of beaches in the area, so I figured that’s where we were headed. I put […]
Like REALLY love me. I was totally lacking insperado this afternoon and was just farting around until I decided what I wanted to write when I passed a cop on the other side of the highway who had someone pulled over for whatever. Now, I’m driving in the opposite direction with a median separating us and everyone going my way […]
So I’m fairly sure I have people in my family or friends on Facebook who have noticed that I have a pretty extensive social life, I think it’s time to tell you why. My whole life I’ve thrived when I was around people. I love to talk, I love to listen, I LOVE to sing. Most of you know my […]
SO. This one time, when I was roughly eighteen I went out with my two brothers, my then boyfriend, and my dad to an eighteen and over club to hang out. Of course it was winter, since it’s winter nine out of twelve months in Syracuse, NY we all had our coats on. Walking into the club we took them […]
Okay, so you all know I lost a little over one hundred pounds using the Wii Fit. If you don’t, there’s a link at the top of this page that will direct you to it. Well back when the story launched, I became VERY popular. At that point it had only been sixty pounds but the Wii Fit was new […]