A Sober Girl in an Alcohol Fueled World

I’m an alcoholic. Do I post memes about getting drunk? Yes, because they’re funny. Do I go to bars? Also yes, because I have willpower of steel. But I’m an alcoholic. I used to drink A LOT. Lost my husband, lost my kids, lost my home. It’s a wonder I never got pulled over the way I drove. I was […]

He Asked If I Wanted To Go To The Beach

He just didn’t say which one. There he is – Joey Oey.   Years and years ago, when I was about 17, Joe stopped by and asked if I wanted to go to the beach. “Sure, why not.” I said. We lived in Upstate NY.  There are TONS of beaches in the area, so I figured that’s where we were headed.  I put […]

Cops, They Love Me

Like REALLY love me. I was totally lacking insperado this afternoon and was just farting around until I decided what I wanted to write when I passed a cop on the other side of the highway who had someone pulled over for whatever.  Now, I’m driving in the opposite direction with a median separating us and everyone going my way […]

Why I Go Out Every Night

So I’m fairly sure I have people in my family or friends on Facebook who have noticed that I have a pretty extensive social life, I think it’s time to tell you why. My whole life I’ve thrived when I was around people. I love to talk, I love to listen, I LOVE to sing. Most of you know my […]